Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia.

Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?
Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.
Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"!