Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

BHARWA

BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

Teacher says

Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

BHARWA

BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
.
PROF:kuch b?
.
GIRL:han
.
PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
.
MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta

Pehly bahon main uthana

Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
.
Pher tangain uthana,
.
Uf
.
Kitna
.
Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
.
Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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.
.
1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.

Life is different than teacher

Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson

Read This SLowLy

Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’
What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!!
Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It’.

Shut Up

Shut Up”
S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up……

Hello hello mera lelo kya?

Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya?
ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ?
AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota

KISSING at the top

KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”

Aap ko ‘CHODA

Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab

App Mujhay

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE

Jate hue us shakhs ne ek ajab bad'dua si dua di...

'Jate hue us shakhs ne ek ajab bad'dua si dua di...

Tujhe mile do jahan ki khushiyan par koi mujh sa na mile... ;('

Thukra ker Mohabat meri

'Thukra ker Mohabat meri
kahan jane ka irada he,


mujhe zindagi k kis morr
pe lane ka irada he?


ye jo ab khafa khafa
se rhne lage ho


ye piyar ka urooj he ya
shorr jane ka irada he,


jate jate ye to bata jao

k

mere piyar main kami thee
ya kisi aur se dil lagane ka irada he,


mere baad meri yaad aae
to murr k na dhekhna a

piyare

kiun k tere baad mera bhee
is duniya ko shorr jane ka irada he...'

Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....

'Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....


Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:



Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....'

kitni 'veerani c reh

'kitni 'veerani c reh
jati he dil ki basti

dost


jab kuch log yaad
kiye bina hee neend kr jate hain'

Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....

'Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....


Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation:



Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....'

Altaf bhai apk jalse se ek cheez pata chali he k

'Altaf bhai apk jalse se ek cheez pata chali he k

My God karachi ki larkiyan kya dance krti hn


Thnks altaf bhai ap na hote to pata hi nai chalta'

Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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.
her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
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.
Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'

1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua

'1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua.

Nurse: Q hans rahe ho?

Bache ne muthi kholi or CHABi Wali goli nikal kr dikai or bola

PAPA ko b0l dena, DON ko r0kna mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.'

kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho

'1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho?

2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he?

3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn?

4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he?

5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta?

6.I LOVE YOU swal nhn to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?'

Qalam ki nok se tujhe salam likh rha hun

'Qalam ki nok se tujhe salam likh rha hun.
kuch khoon se piyar se likh rha hun.
A mere dost parrhna isko zra adab se.
main apni zindagi tere naam likh rha hun.'

1 Danishwar se poochha gya

'1 Danishwar se poochha gya:

Ghussa kya hy..?


Buhat Khoobsurat Jwab mila:

"Kisi ki ghalti ki saza khud ko dena.!'

Ajeeb hi rishta raha kuch us shaks se

'Ajeeb hi rishta raha kuch us shaks se


*^_^*"SAHAR"*^_^*


Na nafrat ki waja mili na Muhabbat ka sabab mila.'

When u face problems in life

When u face problems in life,
don't ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!

Soft Speech clean heart

Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner.<<<<<<>>>>>>>

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you................

MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT

MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....

MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U

MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U......

Good Luck

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck

If you fail

If you fail to plan then you are planning to fail.

A successful man

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.

Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga

Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga...

I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few

I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.
The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U

Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy U,
but to help U realise ur hidden potential and Power,
Let Difficulties know that U too are DIFFICULT((ALWAYZ THINK +IVE))

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !

Past is experience, Present is experiment

Past is experience, Present is experiment. Future is expectation!!!

Use ur experience in your experiments to get your expectations..

** Wish u a happy life**

Every sunset gives us one day less to live

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us\,
one more to hope!So, hope for the best.
Good afternoon&good luck for our luv and our coming examinations.....

I wish u

With my
1 Heart...
2 eyes...
5 litre blood...
206 bones...
1.2million Red Cells...
60 trillion D.N.A.'s...
I wish u "All the very best of LUCK"...

Never say u r happy when u r sad

Never say u r happy when u r sad..
never say u r fine when u r not ok..
never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
never say u r alone when i m still alive...
good luck and best wishes for ever.............

Care for the one who shares with u

Care for the one who shares with u,

share with the one who knows u,

know the one who MISSES u,

MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u,

Wish u all the Best

I Wish 4 " U

I Wish 4 " U "
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
"Have a beautiful and smart week."

Happiness as light as air

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

GREAT SAYS

'"GREAT SAYS"

Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hy,
Unhe RAAT chOti lagti hy.

Or jinhe khwab pOre krna acha lagta hy,
Unhe DIN chOta lagta hy.
Have a nice day.....'

Har Raat Ko Tum Itna Yaad Aatay Ho K Hum Bhool Gaye Hain

'Har Raat Ko Tum Itna Yaad Aatay Ho K Hum Bhool Gaye Hain
................

K Ye Raatain Khwabon K Liye Hoti Hai Ya Tere Yaadon K Liye..'

Gham b diye to yoon,k na wapis liye khabi

'Gham b diye to yoon,k na wapis liye khabi
Un k hamaari zaat pe,ehsaan hi rahy'

Kitne armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya

'Kitne armano se Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya

Wo bare piyar se boli. Aap Sherwaani main aik dam "ZARDARI" lag rahe hain..
:p

TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ :'

Ye Khamoshi Yeh Tareek Raatain

Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman

Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Bujhti Shammain

Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf
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WAPDA Ki Bagherti Hy'

Chellenge 4 all Genious

'Chellenge 4 all Genious.
U r driving a car. Driver k 7 jo shakhs betha hai uski age 26 hai. aur driver k peechhy 2 shakhs bethay hain. Aik ki age 20 saal hai. aur 2nd ki age 27 saal hy. To driver ki kya age hai?
If u r genious, then reply in 10 mints.'

Hurting someone who really cares for u

'"Hurting someone who really cares for u,
is as easy as throwing stone in the lake,
but u don't know how deep that stone goes."'

Bo Kar ZamEEN E DiL men teri AarZoo K BEEj

'Bo Kar ZamEEN E DiL men teri AarZoo K BEEj,

BAithay Hain ik Ghareeb Zameendar Ki Tarah...'

Wafaoon k silay lazim "WAFA" nahi hotay

'Pojnay se pathar kabhi "KHUDA" nahi hotay

Wafaoon k silay lazim "WAFA" nahi hotay

Wo mujh se meri muhabat ki Gehraai puchta hy

Chashmay jitne b Gehray hon "DARYA" nahi hotay

Har kisi k jalnay ka Apna Andaz hota hy

Parwanay jitna b jalen magar "DIA" nahi hotay

Tum jab b chalna Apnay peron par hi chalna

Aj kal k log kisi ka "AASRA" nahi hotay

Wo mujhy kaanta samajh k gira gaya rahon mein

Usay kya khabar k phool kabhi kanton se "JUDA" nahi hotay..'

Teri "AWAZ"tere roop ki"Pehchan"ha

'Teri "AWAZ"tere roop ki"Pehchan"ha,

Tere"DIL"ki
dharkan mere dil ki"Jaan"hai,

Na Karon jis roz tuj ko yad"

Lagta hai us roz mera jism hi
"Be-jaan"hai'

Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega

'Jahan ki khilvat me zulzul nhi ayega

Gham-e-tohin se qabal nhi ayega

Maklul ki Ibarat hai ye qurfa "wasi"

Dimagh phat jayega par ye msg samajh nhi ayega! :p'

Kabhi yeh haal k donu mein yak-dili thi

'Kabhi yeh haal k donu mein yak-dili thi

Mohsin...

Kabhi yeh mar'hala k jesy aashnai na thi.'

Woh Shaks Bhala Mera Kia Saath Nibhaye Ga

Woh Shaks Bhala Mera Kia Saath Nibhaye Ga
FARAZZ
Mosam Ki Tarah Jis ne Seekha Hai Badal Jana

Eik Tera Gaaon Hai Jahan Pani Hi Nahi Aata

Wo Dekho Swimming Pool Main Naha Rahay Hain Loog

FARAZZ

Eik Tera Gaaon Hai Jahan Pani Hi Nahi Aata

WO Bewafa Nahi

WO Bewafa Nahi Magar Itna Zaror Hai
FARAZ
Pehle Wo Jis Tarah ka Tha Wesa Nahi

Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
FARAZ
Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga

Ye Wohi Shaks Hai

Uss Se Milte Hee Yeh Ehsas Hua Tha Mujhko
FARAZ
Ye Wohi Shaks Hai Jo Lambi Judai De Ga

Main Ek Aansuu Hi Sahi,

Main Ek Aansuu Hi Sahi, Hoon Bohat Anmol Magar
FARAZ
Yun Na Palko?n Se Gira Ker Mujhe Mitti Main Mila

Mere jazbat se waqif he maira qalm.

Mere jazbat se waqif he maira qalm.
FARAZ
Main pyar likhon to tera nam likha jata he.

Mudatoon baad mila to naam pooch liya

Mudatoon baad mila to naam pooch liya ! FARAZ.

bicharte waqt jis ne kaha tha k tum bohat yaad aaoge

“Jisse” toot ke chaha

Piyaas aisi ke pee jaon samunder saaray…
Naseeb aisa ke Muyassar zeher bhi nahi…

Wafaain koi humse seekhay “Faraz”
“Jisse” toot ke chaha “Usse” khabar bhi nahi..!

Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein

Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
FARAZ
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain

Paper Se Pehle Ki “DUA”

Paper Se Pehle Ki
“DUA”

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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga … ;->

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam Pass Kia Jaye

Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye … ;->

Light Kay Bagair Kon PAGAL Sota Hai . . . ? ?

Raat Bari Mushkil Se Sulaya Hai Khud Ko Main Ne FARAZ..

Warna Light Kay Bagair Kon PAGAL Sota Hai . . . ? ?

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty…

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty “Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty”
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty”

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty…

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,

Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,
FARAZ
k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

Khizan k zard patton ka wo manzar yaad karta hai

★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★
Khizan k zard patton ka wo manzar yaad karta hai
Usay kehna usay ya janay wala Decemberka bohat yaad karta hai
★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★`•..•´★

IN £IFE

IN £IFE..
WHEN U GET TROUBLES,
DON'T GET NERVOUS...
JUST CLOSE UR EYES & FOLLOW UR HEART...
COZ HEART IS IN THE £EFT BUT IT IS ALWAYS RIGHT...

Best sms of my life

Best sms of my life
1 din "Maa"se pocha tha k jin ki Maa nahi hoti un k lye Dua kon karta hai,

Wo boli Drya ager sokh b jaye to rait se nami nahi jati.

Hum Ko Kya Badlega Zamana

Hum Ko Kya Badlega Zamana,

Hum To Zamane Ko Badalne Ka Zazba Rakhte Hain,

Hoke Zamin Ke Khakh,

Aasmaan Chhune Ka Hosla Rakhte Hain

Success is not Permanent

Success is not Permanent.
And:~
Failure is not Final.

So:~

Never Stop Working after Success.
And:~
Never Stop Trying after Failure.

Being a good person

Being a good person is like being a goal keper

No matter how many brilliant saves u hav on ur record

People will remember only da one u missed

THAT'S LIFE!

Jis ka raabta

"Jis ka raabta
"Allah" ke saath ho wo naakaam naheen hota"

"Naakaam wo
hota hai Jis ki
umeedein
duniya walon se
waabsta hon"

When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks

When u feel God is rubbing u against da rocks,

don't think that u will ruin down 2 dust,

it's just that he is polishing a gem,

coz u are precious

How to Propose a bhangi?

How to Propose a bhangi?
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Is mai bhi intersted ho...!
Qasam se tum log kon ho yaaarr!!!
Tharki

Two Advices for married couple

Two Advices for married couple:

1. Never laugh at your wife's choice...

You Are One of them

2. Never be proud of your choices...

Your wife is one of them...:):)

Life is like a drama

Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT'S (HORROR)!

Aik GADHA tha

Aik GADHA tha,

Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,

Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,

Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..

Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare

Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

1

2

3

Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.

Jab se tumhein jana hai

Jab se tumhein jana hai,

Jab se tumhein paya hai,

Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,

Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,

''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain

All flowerz don't represent Luv but

All flowerz don't represent Luv but..

Rose did it.

All birds can't speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can't read msgs but..

U did it. Welldone

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len

~ ~

Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms

If A Gorilla Catches U

If A Gorilla Catches U,
What Will U Do?

?

?

I Know U Both Will Start Playing...

Its Natural When Close Friends Meet!!

1 day i went 2 zoo

(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?

Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe

Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
!

!

Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !

Barish ka Zamana hai

*"*"*"*"*"*"*"

"Barish ka Zamana hai" :-)

"Musam bi SUHANA hai" :-)

"Ek do sMs to kro" :-) :-)

"Kiya balance ko 2013 tak Chalana hai?" *"*"*"*"

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte

SO pagal

Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
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"SO pagal

If u have 1 father, call me.

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

SMS Na karnay par aap ko

_!_

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!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*

SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.

Haseen wadiyon mai

Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
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1 kierra zaror hota hai..

Kisi ko fikar hy meri

(",)
XCÜS€ M€ !!!
_/|_

Kisi ko fikar hy meri..?

Ehsas hy mera..?

Bus me he SmS kroon..?

Mujhy SmS kaun kry ga..

I just feel u

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Khub surat pholon mai

Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
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.
1 kierra zaror hota hai..

Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain

Phone k rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain,

Balance rakh kr b log ghareeb hotay hain,

Msg karnay ki hoti nahi taufeeg jinko

Wo loug b kitnay maskeen hotay hain.

True meaning of "GIRL"

True meaning of "GIRL":

"G"=GAPSHUP me sabse aage..

"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se

"R"=RONE ki automatic machine

"L"=LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi..

Aap Ki 5 Khoobian

Aap Ki 5 Khoobian

1--------

2--------

3--------

4--------

5--------

J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey

2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.

Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian

Modern shetan ki 4 nshanian,

1...hath me cell hoga.
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2...angotha key pe hoga.
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3...sms pr k hnsy ga.
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4...sochy ga ab ye sms ks ko bhejon.

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain

wah wah

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.

Tip Of The Day

Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;

"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.

Kuttay ki neend

Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,

Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera

YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...

Meri taraf se tmko

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Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki Jaib kato or sms k Lye Paise jama karo

Ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray

American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Aaae,

Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a

AAPKI nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye, Aapki smile k hum kayal ho gaye,

AAPKI nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye, Aapki smile k hum kayal ho gaye,
SMS kya free
Hue AAP Jaise BUDDHO bhi shayar ho gaye

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-

When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Girl’s father: “main nahin

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

KBC main shahrukh ne

KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Dil main tum

Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

6 truths of life:-

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

Ur 5 qualities:

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

SomeOne..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Congratulation!

Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

Attendence..

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Suno

Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
?
?
?
?
“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p

My eyes detected

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,

Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

Press down if you think you are MAD,

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo

Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..

Read each word Reversely:

Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte

Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin karte...

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

Dil say. Shukria,

Dil say. Shukria,
Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.

Pakistan me

Pakistan me
1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D

Mafi nama"

Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.

Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?

Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?


I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay


Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
.
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

Ajab shaks ho tm

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

Mobile kiya hai?

Mobile kiya hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya?

Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai?
Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain.
toba

Mobile kiya hai?

Mobile kiya hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya?

Ye hath me kiya kharboza Pakra hua hai?
Kaise kaise Namoony Mere freinds hain.
toba

Solid Be Izzati

Solid Be Izzati

Girl To Slim Boy:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu
K Mere Pas bitch Kun Khari Hy… ;->

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye Serial nahi

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hamari shadi ki CD hy..!

Jharu Pocha Karlo

Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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Jharu Pocha Karlo
Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarha
Lovely Msg F0r "Bekar" Girlz..
Hahahaha.:-P

Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy!;-

Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy!;-

BOY vs GIRL

A Boy was driving a car,
A Girl was trying to overtake him rashly.

Boy: "Hey... Buffalo!"

Girl Shouts back: You Donkey, Stupid!.

Then She Accidents and hits the Buffalo crossing the Road.

Moral: Girl Never Understand What Boys Say! :-)

Latest Boys vs Girls SMS:

Train Mei 3 Girls Bethi Thin

Ek larka unse bola: Apka Naam?

1st: Pinki Behen

2nd: Sara Behen

3rd: Nadia Behen

Girls: Aur Aapka Naam?

Larka: Pappu Behen ,,,,!

Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,

Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,
Jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai,
Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar,
jaise koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai

Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhaar Kehte Hai,

Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhaar Kehte Hai,
Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ikraar Kehte Hai,
Sirf ‘Jatane’ Ka Naam Ishq Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi Pyar Kahate Hai.

Jaise Hi pardaa Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Pardye Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua;
Jaise Hi pardaa Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Maan Meri Maan

Maan Meri Maan
Men kia likhon teri hasti ke liay
Men lafzon men kese tashbeh don tere piyar ki
Meri zaat ko jo bakhsha hay tone
us rang ko kia naam doon
Men aks hoon teri zaat ka
Men tujh se kese juda rahon
Bas ashk hain meri ankhon men
Men kia kahon
Men kia likhon
Bas tere peron ki dhool hoon
Bas tere peron ki dhool hoon

Ay Maa, Piyari Maa

Ay Maa, Piyari Maa
Bohat din howay hai
Mein roya naheen hoon,
Yeh raaten gawa hain,
Meh soya naheen hoon,
Meh rukh kay tere godhdmein apnay sir ko,
Bohat din howay hain kay
Roya naheen hoon.

Khuskismat hu mai ke maine MAA KI MAMTA payi hai!

Aaj hawa ne phir se wahi beeti baat dohrayi hai,
Mere guzre bachpan ki yadeen apne sath wo layi hai!

Ek mamta ki chao me maine sari umar beetayi hai,
Apne gamon ke sailabo ko jo has kar sehti ayi hai!

Khali pet na jane unhone kitni raaten bitayi hai,
Najane raato ko jag jag kar kitni loriya gayi hai!

Mere sare zakhmo pe wo marham lagati ayi hai,
Jab bhi dard hua hai mujhe wo ansoo bahati ayi hai!

Mere sare sapno ko manzil ke karib jo layi hai,
Bas unki duaon se hi maine apni pehchaan banayi hai!

Aj mehsoos hua mere andar unki parchayi hai,
Khuskismat hu mai ke maine MAA KI MAMTA payi hai!

Maa teri yaad satati hai

Maa teri yaad satati hai, mere paas aa jaao,

Thak gayi hoon, mujhe apne aanchal main sulao,

Ungliyaan apni pher kar baalon main mere,

Ek baar phir se bachpan ki loriyaan sunaao !!!

Maa Tujhse Itna Pyaar Mil Jaye…

Dekhun Jo Teri Aankhon Ko Mera Har Sapna Jaag Jaaye
Sunoo Jo Teri Baaton Ko Kuch Jajba Bas Jaaye
Chahun Main Aur Kya Is Zindagi Se
Mangu Main Aur Kya Us Khuda Ki Roshni Se
Jo Maa Tujhse Itna Pyaar Mil Jaye…

Maa Se Pyara

Maa Se Pyara To Koi Bol Ho Nahi Sakta,
Maa Ki Mamta Ka Koi Mol Ho Nahi Sakta,
Khud Nahi Khati Hai Bachcho Ko Khila Deti Hai,
Waqt Pe Thapkiya De De Sula Deti Hai,
Sach To Ye Hai K Wo Shhaqs Hai Sabse Gareeb,
Maa Ka Saaya Hota Nahi Jise Duniya Me Nasseeb,
Zakhm Jab Bacche Ko Lagta Hai To Maa Roti Hai,
Aisi Nisbat Kisi Aur Rishte Me Kahan Hoti Hai…

Khwabon Ki Tasveer Dekta Hun

Khwabon Ki Tasveer Dekta Hun Unki Aankhon Mein
Chaand Ki Roshni Ko Mehsoos Karta Hun Unki Panahon Mein
Main Kya Hun Is Zindagi Mein Meri Pehchaan Hai Kya
Mere Naam Se Judi Har Saans Keh Rahi Hai Sada
Meri Maa Tere Bina Duniya Kitni Sooni Sooni Hai
Jeena Tere Bin Yahan Bas Meri Majboori Hai…

SUPER POEM

Mom, you’re a wonderful mother,
So gentle, yet so strong.
The many ways you show you care
Always make me feel I belong.
you are patient when I’m foolish;
You give guidence when I ask;
It seems you can do most anything;
You’re the master of every task.
you’re a dependable source of comfort,
you’re my cushion when I fall.
You help in times of trouble,
You support me whenever I call.
I love you more than you know,
you have my totl respect.
if I had my choice of mothers,
You’d be the one I’d select!…

Kabhi Aayi Teri Yaad Maa

Kabhi Aayi Teri Yaad Maa Toh Hum Jee Bhar Ke Ro Liye
Kabhi Jaageh Hum Saari Raat Toh Kabhi Din Mein Hi So Liye
Aansuo Se Tumhare Na Hone Ka Gam Mita Raha Hu
Kya Batau Kaise Jeeye Ja Raha Hu
Tumhara Dulaar Bahut Yaad Aata Hai
Har Baar Aankho Mein Aansu Chod Jata Hai…

Zindagi Mein Kuch Paya Aur Kuch Khoya

Zindagi Mein Kuch Paya Aur Kuch Khoya
Lekin Tujhe Khona Nhi Chahta Maa
Zindagi Ne Kabhi Hasaya Aur Kabhi Rulaya
Lakin Tujhe Rulana Nhi Chahta Maa
Yaad Aati Hai Bahot Tere Bachpan Ki Wo Lory
Isi Liye Teri God K Elawa Kahin Aur Sona Nhi Chahta Maa
Kitna Daanta Tha Tune Bachpan Mein
Ab Q Nhi Daandti Tu Mujhe Maa
Kaise Zinda Reh Paunga Main Tere Baghair
Kabhi Fursat Mile Mujhe Tu Ye To Bata Maa
Zindagi Tune To Meri Roshan Kar Di
Lekin Khud Kiss Andhere Mein Kho Gayi Tu Maa
Kabhi To Khila Mujhe Apne Hath Ki Roti
Aaj Kal Bhukh Bahoth Lagthi Hai Mujhe Maa
Kahaan Ho Tum, Aa Kar Lagalo Gale Iss Bebas Prince Ko
Na Jane Kis Kaash Main Nikal Jaye Meri Saans Maa…

MERI MAA

Khuda Ki Rehmat Hai Humpar Jo Unka Pyaar Mila,
Janaat Se Haseen Kai Yaadon Ka Uphaar Mila,
Kyun Karen Hum Us Khuda Se Ab Koi Shikwa Koi Gila,
Jisne Humko Maa Ka Pyar Dilaya Jisko Paakar Mei Aur Tu Khila….

Kyun Bhool Jaate Hain Hum Us Maa Ko Waqt Ke Saath-Saath,
Nahin Rehta Humko Unka Koi Khayaal,
Kya Hota Hoga Us Maa Ke Dil Ka Haal,
Jisne Hamare Liye Bhula Diya Apna Har Ek Khwaab….

Kyun Khayaal Nahin Rehta Humko Unka,
Wo To Bas Har Pal Hamari Yaad Karti Hai,
Jab Bhi Jaati Hai Kisi Mandir Ya Masjid Mein,
Sabse Pehle Hamari Salamati Ki Dua Karti Hai….

Kya Wajood Hoga Hamara Jo Hum Unko Bhool Jaayen,
Phir Kabhi Tanhai Mei Hum Khud Ko Hi Tadpaayen,
Roye Hum Behisaab Koi Aanshu Pauchene Na Aaye,
Khud Ko Yuhin Koste Rahe Aur Bas Pachtaayen….

Isliye Chaahe Kuch Bhi Ho Aage,
Us Maa Ko Tum Bhool Na Jana,
Mauka Mile Jab Bhi Koi Tumhe,
Us Maa Ko Khushi Diye Jana,
Khushi Ho Ya Gam Ke Baadal,
Sada Khush Rehna Aur Muskurana….

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye..

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye..

Girl: aj mere dil ka opration hy.

Girl: aj mere dil ka opration hy.
B0y: janta hn.
Girl: i love u.
B0y: Me 2.
Opration k

bad jb larki h0sh me I tu srf uska baap khara tha
Girl: Woh kahan hy?
Fathr: tmhen nhi pta tmhen dil kisne dia?
Girl: kya!
(r0te huwe)..
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Father: tafree kr rha hn washroom gya hy
m0rAL: Abba Chichore thy.

Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu

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>”)(”<
,(”)(”),
Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu
Melko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kishiko Meli Yad Ni Aati

Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu

,////,
( “._.” )
>”)(”<
,(”)(”),
Me Shbshe Nalaj Hu
Melko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kishiko Meli Yad Ni Aati

Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,

Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai,
Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
Ke Tum Jail Me Ho Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta...............
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Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....

Jinke Pass wo hota hai,

Hello Friends,

Mujhe abhi abhi yeh sms apne ek dost se mila aur mujhe laga ki main app logon se ise share karon.

Jinke Pass wo hota hai,
woh hath me leke hilate hain.

Jinke pass nahi hota hai,
wo ungli dal ki hilate hain....

Bolo Kya?
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Tooth Brush..

Yaaar zindagi main ek baar tu sahi Socho. :)

Q:Wo konsi 3 rateen hoti hain ju aurto pai bhari hoti hain...

Q:Wo konsi 3 rateen hoti hain ju aurto pai bhari hoti hain...
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Ans:
1. SOHAG RAAT
2.CHAND RAAT
3.HAFTY KI RAAT :-D

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?

Girl:tm mere liye kia kia kar sakte ho?
Boy:bolo kia karun?
Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
Boy: phir kia zameen k gird tmhare abu ghoomen ge.. =D

When u face problems in life,

When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways
how to live a day searching his purpose for you.
GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!!

Your kindness may be treated

Good Day!
Your kindness may be treated as your weakness still be kind.
Your help to others may go unneeded and unnoticed still be helpful.
Good Day!

Smiley Day

Smiley Day
Seeing you smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships and difficulties that I have to go through that day.
Have a good smiley day!

Smile in pleasure,

Keep Smiling!
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain;
Smile when someone hurts you, Smile because someone cares for you
Keep Smiling!GUD LUCK

Keep shining!

Keep shining!
Always have the determination of a Mirror, which never loses its ability to reflect in spite of it being broken into pieces!
Keep shining!

God Bless you each day!

God Bless you each day!
The more you count your blessings, the more blessings you’ll have, to count! I always do and I count you as the nicest blessing!
God Bless you each day!

Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets

Good Day!
Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have a 1000 reasons to Smile.
Good Day!

Good Day!

Good Day!
Hope you have nightmares, because it’s disappointing to wake from a dream but when you wake from a nightmare, you are relieved that it’s not true. Good Day!

Always remember to forget

Always remember to forget
the things that made you sad,
But never forget to remember
the things that made you glad

Always remember to forget
the friends that proved untrue,
But never forget to remember
those that have stuck by you

Always remember to forget
the troubles that passed away
But never forget to remember
the blessings that come each day.

Every successful person has a painful story,

Asalaam O Alaikum!

Every successful person has a painful story,

And Every painful story has a successful ending,

So accept the pain and get ready for success

Confidence, Trust, Hope.

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HOPE:
Every night v go to bed,have no assurance 2 get up alive in the next morning but still we set alarmclock for the next day.
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Keep CONFIDENCE, TRUST in ALLAH & never loose HOPE.God MORning

Success is never permanent

Success is never permanent and
Failure is never final.

So always do not stop effort
Until your victory makes a history.

Good Luck!

Bs ik meri bat nhe thi sb ka dard decembr tha

Bs ik meri bat nhe thi sb ka dard decembr tha
brf k shehr me rehna wala ik ik frd decmbr tha
pichly saal k akhir me bhi herat me hm 3no they
ik men tha ik tnhai thi ik bedrd decmbr tha

Faraq lamhe ka manzar mujhe rulata hai,

Faraq lamhe ka manzar mujhe rulata hai,

Tumhare bad december mujhe rulata hai,

Har ik shaam dharkate hai, Khuwahishon k kawar,

Najane kon hai ander, Mujhe rulata hai,

Khamoshion k ghane saye mein koi wehma,

Tumhare qadmon sa, Aksar mujhe rulata hai,

Bhatak rahe hai mere saath sahilon per khawab,

Ye chand raat, sumandar mujhe rulata hai,

Faseel-e-Shehar-e-Rafaqat ki surkh bailon ka,

Khazan raseeda muqaddar mujhe rulata hai,

Thatharati raat mein nendon ki wadi se aksar,

Tumhara khawab jaga kr mujhe rulata hai ......

˙·٠•●♥ December jhoot kehta hai ♥●•٠·˙

˙·٠•●♥ December jhoot kehta hai ♥●•٠·˙

Ke woh laut aye ga
Ke usey meri parwah hai

Magar mein janti hoon ke
Woh laut kar nahiin ayega
usey meri parwah nahiin

Mein kyun ghum mana rahi hoon uska
woh tu harjayi hai
koi khushi koi hansi
usne kabhi mujhe nahiin di

Phir gar woh laut bhi aye tu
kya hoga?
wahi be ronaq se shab o roz
wahi talakh kalamiyaan

Usey mujhse mohabbat kabhi thi
na kabhi hogi

Woh december hi ki tarhan
khator sardmeher aur be reham hai

Sab kuch cheen leta hai
aur mere hissey mein mehaz
udaasiyaan, nafratein mehroomian..
aur yeh sard tanha raaton ke taufeh chor jata hai

Woh bura hai
buhut bura hai
december jhoot kehta hai
ke woh laut aye ga
ke usey meri parwah
magar mein janti hoon

December jhoot kehta hai.........!!!!

Hosh Kar, Ye Tujhe Kya Huwa...?

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... ... ¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯` ´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°•♥•°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°"Aey December Kuch To Hosh Kar, Ye Tujhe Kya Huwa...?
"Bin Barsey Hi Guzar Jana Teri Aadat Pehley To Na Thi...!!!...

Bheigy din , madham suraj , halky badal or ye

Bheigy din , madham suraj , halky badal or ye
December...............
Behti nadiya , gaatay panchi , urti dhund or ye
December...............
Tanha me , tanha chand , mera kamra or yeh
December...............
Meri ankhein , mere aansu , meri neend , tere khawab or ye
December ...............

Use kehna December ja raha hai!!

Use kehna December ja raha hai!!
December kay guzarte hi,
bars aik aor maazi ki jafaun main doob jaye ga,
Use Kehna!!
December kay guzernay say zara pehle,
... Muhabbat ki kahani ko koi takmeel dey jana,
Usey Kehna!!December ka Maheena jaisay guzre ga,
Umeedain Doob jayein gi,
Wo Sapnay toot jayein gay,
Usey Kehna!!!
December kay guzarnay say zara pehley
Mohabbat ko koi tabeer day jaye,
Usey Kehna!!
Mukadar ko hamaray doob janay say bacha lena,
Usey Kehna!!
Decemebr Ja raha hai!!!
Aur ab aik aur saal guzar gaya.

Teri yadon ki rawani

░░░(¯`:´¯)░░ Teri yadon ki rawani
░░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░ Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯)░(¯`:´¯)⋰ Meri batian, teri kahani
░░(_.•´/|\`•._)(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░░ (_.:._).░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Mera hath tery sath, lambi sarak
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░(_.•´/|\`•._) Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░░(_.:._) Gum sum shamain, sunehri ratain
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░(_.•´/|\`•._).. Bheigy din, madham suraj, halky badal
░░░(_.:._)░░░░░ Or Yeh December
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░ Bheti nadia, gaty panchi, urti dhund
░░(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯)░ Or Yeh December
░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯)░(¯`:´¯)⋰ Tanha main, tanha chand
░░(_.•´/|\`•._)(¯ `•.\|/.•´¯) Or Yeh December
░░░ (_.:._).░(¯ `•.(۞).•´¯) Meri ankhein. Meri neend, tere khawab
░░░(¯`:´¯)░░(_.•´/|\`•._) Or Yeh December

December

December
Abhi lamhe
Nahin bikhre
Abhi mosam
Nahi bichre
Mere kamry ki
Thandak me
Abhi kuch dhoop
Baqi hay
Mere be-jaan
Honton per
Abhi muskaan
Waisi hay
Kisi k laot aanay
Ka
Abhi imkaan baqi
Hay
December
Baat botoon
Main,
Agar tum maan
Jao
December
Tehar jao?.!!!
Tehar jao?

December aa ke...

December aa ke...
Dareechon me thehar jayee...
To Diwaaron pe...
Calander Badalney Se Yaadain nahi jaati...
Happy last week of 2011 . . . .♥

Boht barasta tha na ye December bhi..

Boht barasta tha na ye December bhi..

Lagta hai ab isey bhi pyar ho gaya?..!

Yaadon ki shaal orrh k aawara gardiyan.

Yaadon ki shaal orrh k aawara gardiyan.

Kaati hain hum ne yoon b DECEMBER ki sardiyan.

Zara Hosh main aa ae december tujhe ye kiya hua.

Zara Hosh main aa ae december tujhe ye kiya hua.........

Bin Barsay Guzar Jana teri adat pehlay to na thi...

-=- KHWAHISH -=-

-=- KHWAHISH -=-

December Ki Sard,
Lambii Raatein
Aur
Dil Ko Garmati Tumhari
Yaaddein
Aati Hyn Tou
jana Bhuul Jati Hyn
Mere Dil Ki Ek Khwaish Hy
Bilkul Aise Hii
Tum Bhi
Mere Paas Aao
Aur
Jana Bhuul Jao ... ?

Ye Shaam Ye Sard Hawa Or Ye Hijir Ka Alam.

Ye Shaam Ye Sard Hawa Or Ye Hijir Ka Alam.

Guman Hota Hai Is Baar December Maar Daalega...

Pyar Kya hai?

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

TERI yad me pal pal MARTA hai koi.

TERI yad me pal pal MARTA hai koi.

Har SANS k 7 TUJHE yad karta hai koi.

WAQT mele tho TANHAYI me socho.

Kitni KHAMOSH muhabat TUM se karta hai koi.

Karachi or us k mazafaat mein

'Karachi or us k mazafaat mein....
SUTTAY or GUTKAY ka time hua chahtaaha...
Tamam larke apni apni setting k hisab se SUTTA MARE...
Shukria'

Khat aayo baba jo oheo khat

'Khat aayo baba jo oheo khat
denum aama khe

aama dhena peisa pesisan ma watme mobile,

mobile dhanam badshah khe badshah dhni sim, sim dhenam chache khe chache deno car jo chaker charni gum charni gum,

ye sms market main new aya hai plz forwad B-)'

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai

'Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

Market mein abh tak nahi aaya

'ye 1 new SMS he 2011 ka

Jo abhi Market me nhi aya

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kaha na abhi mrket ma nhi aya, phir b excitemnt Me button prss kye ja rahe ho!'

Pakistan mehngai or dehshat gardi ki

''"PLEASE THINK"

"Pakistan mehngai or dehshat gardi ki surat me musalsal tbahi ki traf ja rha hy or hum aik murda qom ki trah bs "RED ALERTS" msgs frwrd krne me lgy hue hn mgr aj tk ksi ny ye jan'ny ki koshish ni ki k'

Slap them in the face and say

'When sumbody says
“Expect the unexpected”
Slap them in the face and say,
“U didnt expect that, did U?”'

Mangi hai Dua utha k haath tere liye

'Mangi hai Dua utha k hath tere liye!
Ghaam mile mjhe or khushiyaan tere liye!
Mouat aaye mjhe or baki zindagi tere liye!
Kare Khuda kabol mere dua!
Jo dill se mangi tere liye!!!!!!!!!!'

Kis Tarah Keh Rahe Ho

'Kis Tarha Dekh Rahay Ho

Tumhara Apna Hoon, Tassalli Rakho..!!'

har saans k sath mujhe soch karega too

'har sans k sath mujhy socha kary ga too,
apne hi aks mai mujhy khoja karey ga too,
jab yaad aye gi tujy wafa meri
phir har shakhs ko chahat se dakha karey ga too,
aaj meri batoun par hans raha hsi too,
phir kese marey khayal say daman churrayaga too,
jab meri tarha kisi ko chaha kary ga too,
Mare hotey howy mera naam bhoolnay waly
mere baad mere naam se sab ko pukara karey ga too.'

yaar ye doctor parche pe aisa kya likhte hai

'pathan:yuar ye doctor parche pe aisa kya likhty hy jo sirf medical stor wala hi smjtahae........
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sardar: o likhda a :"mai lut lya tu v lut ley"'

Main ne us se bas itna hi puchha tha ki

'Main ne us se bas itna hi puchha tha ki,
ek pal mein.. kiisi ki jaan kaise nikal jati hai,
Us Ne Chalte Chalte Apna Haath Mere,
Haath Se Chhura Liya………'

Mohabat Tars Kha muj pe Khudara Chor ja mujko

'Mere Din Raat Be-Sakun Hain Sakun Ik Pal nahi Mujko.

Mohabat Tars Kha muj pe Khudara Chor ja mujko.'

Mubarak ho happy birthday

'mubarik ho happy birth day
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saaly ek saal or kam ho gya teri umar ka'

kacha makan ghareeb ka pakka jo ho saka

'Chandoo'n sy kai masjiden taamir ho gain

katcha makaan ghareeb ka pakka na ho saka !!'

Like A Bright Sunshine On A Dreary Day

''Like A Bright Sunshine On A Dreary Day
Like The Assuring Moonlight On A Murky Night
Like A Fresh Blossom On A Barren Land
You’re The Joy Of My Life
I’ll Love You Till Eternity

Happy Valentines Day''

Woh Cheez Ataa Kar Jo Kismat Mein Fanaa Ho

'Apni Kismat Ka Likha To Mil Hi Jaye Ga.....!

"YA RaB"

Wo Cheez Ataa Kar Jo Kismat Mein Na Ho.'

Yaadon ki zareen photo hi parti hai kahin se

'Yadoon ki jareen phoot hi parti hain kaheen se...

Dil sokh b jay to b bnjar nahi hota...Bewafa..'

Haan yehi nishaniyan hain k tum door ho raha hai

'Meri chahtoon pe shikway, tere rabtoon mai waqfay..!

Haan yehi nishaniyan hain k tu door ho raha hai..'

Dil bhar jaye to har koi bhula deta hai

'Waqif hain hum dunya k riwajo se "H"

Dil bhar jay to her koi bhula deta hai...'

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,

Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo

To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra”
sadqa kr diya.@

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado

Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?

Q??

Q.K

Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha

SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga

Pathan writing his Diary:

Pathan writing his Diary:

“My sister had a baby

this morning..

I have not heard

that

its

a boy

or

a girl..

So,

I dont know whether

I am

uncle

or aunty…”:D

I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)

Pathan proposed a girl with romantic poetry…..

“Bakra mar gya razai me!

Khan pagal he teri judai me…

Pani me machar tair nahi skta

Ye Khan tere bin reh nhi skta…

Mujhy aisy chor k na ja meri jaan

I am not terorrist,My name is khan.!;-)

Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

Memon:

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:

Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha

Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

Exam Shyari

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

;STUDENTS GHAZAL"

;STUDENTS GHAZAL"

LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY,
KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMAMINATION HAL MEY,

WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN,
2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH E DAGDAR MEY,

KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE,
DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.

New Exam Song.

New Exam Song.

To Paper Paper Krti He.

To Paper Se Kio darti he.

Ak bar mujhe batla de too.

To chiting ku nahi krti he.

Kia hota he paper me.

Paper ka laga don dhair.

Me barish krdo pharron ki.

jo to ho jae meri...

Perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai

perhai 2 terha say ki jati hai
1;ya to shok ho
2;ya der
per
shok to hamay hai ni
or derty hum kisi k baap say b nai

Barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

5+5 how much

Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la

Are u relaxing?

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain

Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha...
Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho???
Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai

buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he

Murim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai...

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

Helicopter mein dikhao

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin,
Helicopter mein dikhao haramkhor,
Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

H2MgClNaClHNO3.

Teacher :pani ka formula batao??
Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3.
Teacher :Stupid, ye kia hai??
Pathan:Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai..

Pass d roti u moti":

Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner.
Queen says-
Pass d wine u divine!
"Pathan thinks-"how poetic"!
Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti":D

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answerr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

charger to mere pas hy na..

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

Kainaat k sare rang,

Kainaat k sare rang,
Rangon k sare Phool,
Phoolon ki sari Khushboo
Khushbu ki sare khushi.
Khushi k har lamhe,
or in lamhon se bharpoor,
Zindagi ki Dua sirf Ap k Naam.

GOOD M0RNING

har din nayi shan banke aaye,

khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye,
har din nayi shan banke aaye,
kabhi dur na ho aapke chahre se hansi,
Naya din aisa mehman banke aaye..Gud Day
Good Morning

Har Nayi Subah Ka Naya Nazara,

Har Nayi Subah Ka Naya Nazara,
thandi Hawa Leke Aayi Paigaam Hamara.
Jaago,Utho,Taiyaar Ho Jao,
Khushiyo Se Bhara Rahe Aaj Ka Din Tumhara
Good Morning

gam ka kahin naam na ho,

Aanko me Khushi labo par hansi,
gam ka kahin naam na ho,
har SUBAH laye aapke liye itni Khushiya jiski kabhi sham na ho.
Good Morning

zara bahar aake dekho...

Bade arman se banvaya hai, ise roshni se sajaya hai,
bahut dur se mangvaya hai,
zara bahar aake dekho...
aapko Good Morning kahne suraj bhijvaya hai.

Dua hai ek Dost ki ek Dost ko,

Phoolo ki vaadi me ho Basera aapka,
Sitaro k aangan me ho Ghar aapka,
Dua hai ek Dost ki ek Dost ko,
ki sare Jahan se KhubSurat ho Savera aapka.
Good Morning

sada khush rahe aap ka basera,

Ho aapki life me khushiyonka ka mela,
kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela,
sada khush rahe aap ka basera,
i wish u very Happy SAVERA.
Good Morning

Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!!!

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!!!

Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy.:-)

Wife:
Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.

Husb:
Don’t worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!

Wife:
Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hy.:-)

“clasical insult”

“clasical insult”

Husband: “tum pori dunya mein b dhondo to mujh jesa husband nahi mily ga”

Wife: “tum kia samahjty ho, main 2sra b tum jesa dhondon gi?”

“He Married my Mom..”

A school held a Contest for little Kidz.The Theme was:

“The biggest sacrify my Dad Ever made for me”

Award winning Answer was:

“He Married my Mom..”

Aqal Mand Admi

Aqal Mand Admi Jb Koi Khas Or Ehm Fesla Krta H
To
Boht Sochta H,

Apne Dil o dimag Ki Sunta H
Or Akhr M Wohi Krta H Jo

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UsKi bivi
Kehti Hy:D

” Sunheri BÄÄt “

” Sunheri BÄÄt “

” NAIKI ” Kar Ke Aise Bhool Jaaya Karo

.. Jaise ..

” Shaadi ” Karne Ke Baad Husband Muskurana Bhool Jata Hai¿

..A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..

..A VERY-VERY CLASSICAL INSULT..

WIFE: Main abhi Beauty Parlour se aa rahi hoon…

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HUSBAND: Arre!! Aaj bhi band tha kya..???

”misstress”

Every wife is a
”misstress” of her husband.

”MISS” for one year
&
”STRESS” for rest of the life!

“Shehzadi”

Wife or Husband shop se
nikle to
1 faqeer ne kaha.

“Shehzadi”
5 rupe de do andha hoon.

Husband:
De do,
waqai andha hai…

DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.

Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon

“faraz”

jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.

Girl Friend ki Ammi thi

Ankon mein kuch nami thi
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Mujh mein shayed Vitamin ke kami thi
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Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ

Wo Kambakhat meri

Girl Friend ki Ammi thi

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ “

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

SHAIR ARZ Hai…..

SHAIR ARZ Hai…..

My balance is Insufficient

for making this call ‘FARAZ’

Mennu easyload kerwa de mein nachan saari raat

Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,

Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt

kiya lagya FARAZ..

Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,

faqat ik Dhamaky se…

”’ Tum Is Shehr k Khuloos se waqif nai

”’ Tum Is Shehr k Khuloos se waqif nai faraz….”’

”’ Ye to mohsin ko bi sar-e-aam saza dete hain …. ”’

Ajeb si halat hy tere jany k bad

Ajeb si halat hy tere jany k bad

Mje bhuk lgti hy khana khany k bad

Mre pas 2 hi samosy thy jo maine kha lye Faraz

1 tere any sy pehly 1 tere jany k bad.

Aandhiyan Youn Chaleen

Aandhiyan Youn Chaleen k Dil Ujarr k Reh Gaya . . .

AeY Vekheen “Faraz” Meri Akh Vich Kee PeY Gaya . . .

B.V GHAFOOR ki achi

Wo apni B.V se ye keh k door chala gaya

“FARAZ”

Dosti door ki achi

Roti Tandoor ki achi

Daal masoor ki achi

B.V GHAFOOR ki achi

Us ki zulfon ki chaoon main

Us ki zulfon ki chaoon main jab se soya hun Faraz,

Allah di qasmy merian te juaan e nai mukdiyan:-
<(".")> Ammi! ) ) Breek Kangi _/ /_ Daeen .

Saari Raat Guzar jati hai

Saari Raat Guzar jati hai isee Kashmakash main ay faraz,

K Kambal ki Lambai konsi hai aur Chorai konsi hai
Hahahahahaha

Mera kam blood supply karna ay

Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
“Waadon”or “Yadon”me kya FARQ hai?

Jawab mila

Mera kam blood supply karna ay. Eho jayyan gallan FARAZ kolo puchho.:-)

“TERI MEHRBANI”

Ab to khubsurat larki ko dek k hoti hai pareshaani,

Faraz
kaHin wo b na keh de …!

“TERI MEHRBANI”
geo Ufone,

Apny doston ko main kyse smjhaon

Apny doston ko main kyse smjhaon ‘Faraz’

K muhabt msg krny se nahi
Aftari krwany se bharhti hy (‘.’) Kuch
<)(=~> Socho
_/”\_ Zalimo..

80+90 kaisey 100?

Ek bat mujhe rat bhar s0ney nhi deti
A D0sT . . . . . . ! ! !
Akkar Bakkar Bumbey B0w 80+90 kaisey 100? (,”)> <)( _/\_ 170 h0ne chaheyen na yr?

Jab se d0ubLe Sawari pe Pabandi Lagi hy

Jab se d0ubLe Sawari pe Pabandi Lagi hy

Faraz;->…

Andhere may khara Kutta B PoLice waLa Lagta Hy!
(“.)> Abey Bike
/[ ] GhUma jldi..,
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Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya

Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya FARAZ
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae…

“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain,Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain..

Muje to Express News Wali aunti se dar lagta hy Faraz

Kehti Hy:

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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain,Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain..

Tauba .. Tauba”

Nokiå “1202″

Wo roz roz kehti hai k mjhy åpni tåsveer mms karo
FARAZ

Us nådån ko ye kese btaon k mere påås

Nokiå “1202″ hy…!

Dusri ka time hogya

Faraz ki girl frnd diner pr late hogai
G: sorry I m late
FRAZ:
ARZ kia hy
“falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rhi hy
Dusri ka time hogya r tu ab aa rhi hy:-)

khwabo me roz milti hai jo

Kitabo k panno ko palat k sochta hu
u palat jaye meri zindagi to kya bat hai,

khwabo me roz milti hai jo
hakikat me aaye to kya bat hai

A Friend of mine Asked me one day:

A Friend of mine Asked me one day:

What if i break your trust smeday?

I Replied: Trusting on you is my decision &

proving me right is your choice

SWEET sa mosam dekh kr

SWEET sa mosam dekh kr apne SWEET se friend ki SWEET si yad i to socha k SWEET sa SMS kar du ta k hamari SWEET se friendship mein thori SWEETNESS or bhar jaye

Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi Me Bolta

Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi Me Bolta
&
w0 Sunti thi Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani w0 Bolti
&
Me Sunta tha Ab w0 Mri BV hy Hm 2no Bolte hn Pura MOHALA snta hy…..

Thaame Rakhna Haath Hamara Aise Hi.

Thaame Rakhna Haath Hamara Aise Hi.
Dete Rehna Saath Zindagi Bhar Aise Hi.
Yu To Milenge Zindagi Mein Chahne Wale bahut.
Milenge To Bas Hamare Jaise Nahi.

kal raat ur rahy thy sitary

kal raat ur rahy thy sitary hawa k sath Mey b udas betha ta apny KHUDA
k sath Ya to qaboliyat ka tareka sikha
mjy Ya bandh dy mujko apni raza k sath!SUBHA BAKHEIR

“Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay

“Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay
“faraz”
Phir Tum Milay, phr ek Aur mila phir aahista aahista besharmo ka tola sa ban gaya

Kitni khobsort si ho jati he .

Kitni khobsort si ho jati he .
DiL ki Basti…saga jab kuch piyary
log subah subah yad Aatay hn… Subha bAkhaIr … GOOD-.MORNING.. . . .

Mere Din Ka Aaghaz Hai

Mere Din Ka Aaghaz Hai Tere Paak Naam Se Aye Parwardigar-E-Aalam..
Mujha Hamesha Usi Rastey Pe Chalana
Jo Bus Teri Taraf Aata Ho..! Ameen! “subha Bakhair”

payar se bada hota hai dosti ka rista

Dil se dil kabhi juda nahi hote,
yuhi dil kisipe fida nahi hote,
payar se bada hota hai dosti ka rista
kyun ki dost kabhi bewafa nahi hote.

ek ap hi DOST ho duniya me

ek ap hi DOST ho duniya me
jise hum apna mante hain,
rooz jis k liye dua mangte hain,
log to jalte hain humse,
kyon k wo bhi “Ap” jesa “DOST” mangte hain

soocha aap say baaat karooon

soocha aap say baaat karooon …… Phir Soocha …ek mulaqaat Karoon … Phir Sooocha ….q na … Intezaar karoon … Phir.. Soocha …q na .. ek kaam karoon … ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon

Love partner eyes

In true love one can see himself/herself thorough her love partner eyes.

True love makes deepest brightness

True love makes deepest brightness but also leaves a deepest scar also.

Love never ask how are you.

*Love never ask how are you?
It only says you are mine.
Love never ask where are you?
It only says you are in my heart.
Love never ask do you love me?
It only says i love YOU.

Love is never behind to make any pain in love life

*Love is never behind to make any pain in love life;
our way of thinking is the reason of making pain.

Meeting with anyone is not in your hands

*Meeting with anyone is not in your hands but
it's your fate that decides which is the right time and moment of your life.

In love eyes are the way to go in heart

In love eyes are the way to go in heart and
your lips provides you a notification to go in right direction.

Many times i thinks to jump high

*Many times i thinks to jump high but with every attempt height increases.Life is not so much easy sometime our destiny decide the heights or goal for our life.We have to always do our best with full effort.

Every moment of life teaches us a lesson

*Every moment of life teaches us a lesson for upcoming life and every bad moment counts in our life as our great life experience. -

Love makes not any demand

*Love makes not any demand but time makes demand in love time to time.

Baby are you jealous

Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
GF : No.
Boy: Baby are you jealous?
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GF : I already told you, No!
Boy: Baby can I get a kiss?
GF : GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!:-P
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LIKE the post If u LIKE

Happy Birthday too you!!

Happy Birthday too you!!

May every day of your life be more beautiful than the
last. May the winds of good fortune be blowing behind you
may the sea of life be calm and let the sun shine warm and bright
on your health.

An old guy

Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.

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Someone as nice as you are

Some things are left undone,
some words are left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,

happy birth day to u!

Lucky friend Poetry

The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you

A sweet and short wish message

Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year.

MANY MANY Happy returns of the day

Best of the bests day of the yr

For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.

I wish you much pleasure on your birthday

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!

Sweet bday wish in english

if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

Da ez way 2 tell iz

ts a dedicated ceremony,
an anniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

Let me tell you that

Before the clock strikes 12,
let me take the opportunity,
to let you know that you,
have grown a year more…
Happy birthday

I like special day

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!

I wish it earlier

Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i do not cared.
Dont forget about our friendship, that we’ve shared.

Birth-day definition

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at BBC..

"DEFINE BIRTH-DAY"

Answer: The only day in ur life, when u cried & ur mother was Smiling..

Qurbani ya Janamdin

1 pathan kasaai bn gaya.,

us ne jb pehli qurbani ki to sb ne usy boht mara...

Q?

Us ne gaay pr churi pherty hoy kaha...

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Happy birth day 2 u... :-D :-P

Bachon k darmiyan waqfa

Sardar:

Jab Mere Bachay hongay to 1 Ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor Aunga.

Friend:

Wo Q?

Sardar:

Kal TV par bata rahay thy k bachon k Darmiyan Waqfa Zaruri hai

Diplomacy of Girls

Diplomacy of Girls... They hate it when you ask their age?

but they would kill you if you forget their birthday. :D

A useful Tip for Boys

Diplomacy of Girls... They hate it when you ask their age?

but they would kill you if you forget their birthday. :D

Even Not Result Daqy

New Philosophy:

"Relatives Who Don't Wish Me On My Birthday,

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Have No Right To Contact Me On My Result Day." ;>

Faqeer ka zabardast jawab

Ek FAQEER ne ghar k bahir se Awaz lgayi

Babu ji roti milegi

Andar se awaz ayi

"Biwi ghar pr nhi he"

FAQEER

Mene Roti leni he

"CHUMMI" naahi;->

A funny joke on kiss

Teacher:

Ghareebi ki hadd kia ha?

Student:Jab larki 10 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho jaye

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Aur aap k paas sirf 5 Rupe hon..wo bhi pepsi me sa bachay hue.

Happy machar season

Pehle hath pe

Phr hont pe

Phr Ankh pe

Phr Gaal pe

Or

Phir Gardan pe

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KISS:-*

Qadar Tang krte hain macchhar aaj kal...!

HappY MachR SeazN.

Between Usa and India

Democratic Difference betwen USA & India

In USA you can Kiss in a Public Place but can't SUSU

In Pak You can SUSU in public place but cant kiss

Is ka qasoor nahi

Pathan sister k saath Park mein betha tha.

Building se admi bola: Kya kiss kr rahe ho larki ko?

Pathan usay pakrne k liye upar gaya wo admi nahi mila

khirki se neechy dekha to wo admi pathan ki sister ko kiss kar raha tha,

Ye dekh k pathan bola:

Animal Kiss Joke Sms Gf and Bf

A couple was sitting in garden, suddenly the dogs starting kissing each other.
Boy: If you don't mind then I also want to do it?
Girl: I don't have a problem with you doing that but take care, the other dog looks quite dangerous.

Dagh to ache hote hain

Teacher kissed a 5yr boy on face & he got a mark of lipstick

Teacher-o sorry u got a mark on face

Boy-kuch acha krne se agr dagh lag jae to

dagh to ache hain..

Girlfriend Best Reply

Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfrind......

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"Karlo"

Facebook Technology Impact

Technology Impact

A Dad's Email,

Hi son, how are U

Your mom & I am fine

V miss U alot.

So please turn off your facebook & come downstairs 4 breakfast

Why Facebook is popular

Q: Why Facebook is so hit?

A: People are more interested in other's life than their own:-|

Facebook Poetry

Exam k lie har book perhli mene

,FARAZ,

Dua karo 'FACE'BOOK se bhi koi sawaal ajae.....

Facebook and Life

People Will Like ur Problems 'n Comment

But No one Gonna Solve Them.

Because

Everybody Seems So Busy In Updating Their Own Status.:-D

Facebook and life...

Come so0n honey

Malkin - kya hoa tum 3 din kaam pe nahi ayi ?

Kaam wali - Mem saab maine to facebook pe status update kardia tha ke ... '' Going to gaaon for 2 days ''

aapke husband ne comment b kia tha

'' have a safe trip, come so0n honey '' :-

Barri wali book

1 larka Pee k aaya,

Dad se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga!

Dad:

pee k aya h?

Son:

Nai To?

Dad:

Kamine,Phr suitcase khol k kya bak-bak kr raha hai.

Abba yeh facebook hai :P

Baba Vela

Faqer : Baji bhoka hn, Khana khila do

Baji : Khana abi ni pka

Fqeer ; Baji fAcebOok pe BABA VELA k nam se hn,pak jae to wall pe update kr dna

Last Wish

Height Of Addiction:

Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?"

Prisoner:

Yes..

I Want To Update My Facebook Status As "DEAD" :D

Post it on Facebook

Boy to moon:

Why my Girlfriend loves a rose which dies in a day & doesn't Luv me when I die for her everyday?

moon 2 Boy:

Nice one dude, post it on Facebook!

Facebook fever

Facebook fever:

Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep on terrace tonite"

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After sometime

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17 mosquitoes likes da status! :-D

Status with 2 Likes and 1 Comment

Girl's status on FB:

"I m sad:("

(172 comments)

Boy's status:

"i m goin to commit sucide :-"(

(2 likes, n 1 comment:

Dekh le yar, ho skay to na kr!) :P:D

Tag in Test

A boy's facebook status during class:

i aM online

from class....

Comment from his teacher:

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Beta test me 0 mila hai aa k dekhega ya tag karun..??:P

Where is Your Homework

HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING

Teacher: Where is your homework?

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Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK,

I have uploaded a copy of it &

tagged you

Wall of Jail and Facebook

Similarity between Facebook 'n Jail :P

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In b0th Cases y0u Sit 'n Waste time n' Write 0n Walls :p

Nobody Likes This

I want to make a Facebook account
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and the name will be
NoBody
so when I see stupid scrap people post,
I can Like it...
And it will say Nobody Likes This.... =P

LIFE is too short..

LIFE is too short..

So follow some rules:-

FORGIVE quickly,

BELIEVE slowly,

LOVE truely,

LAUGH loudly

&

Never avoid anything that makes U

SMILE....! .

Putar zara andar sey meray Dant ley aa

Dada: putar zara andar sey meray Dant ley aa

Pota: Dada g abhi roti to bani hi nhi,

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Dada: putar roti nhi khani,Teri Dadi naraz hy usko smile deni hy

Quote for Happiness

I Never Reject anybodY in My Life...

BeCoZ..

Good PersOn giveS Me HappineSs.. and bad PersOn giveS Me ExperienCe..

Reason for Smile

"The Most Beautiful Thing In This World Is To See your Parents Smiling &

The Next Best Thing Is To Know That you are The Reason for that Smile".. :)

My Hands Never Pain

My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?

Life is like a movie

LIFE is like a Movie!

If u r Sad(DRAMA)

If u r Afraid (SUSPENSE)

If u r Angry (ACTION)

If u look in d Mirror (COMEDY)

Now u r smiling thats(Horror)

Smily Wish

Koshish kijye k zindagi me wo shakhs ap ko hamesha muskurata howa mile...!

jisy

ap roz aainay me dekhty ho....!

It's my wish specily 4 u!

Life is like a movie

LIFE is like a Movie!

If u r Sad(DRAMA)

If u r Afraid (SUSPENSE)

If u r Angry (ACTION)

If u look in d Mirror (COMEDY)

Now u r smiling thats(Horror)

Smily Wish

Koshish kijye k zindagi me wo shakhs ap ko hamesha muskurata howa mile...!

jisy

ap roz aainay me dekhty ho....!

It's my wish specily 4 u!

Chingu Pingu and Mingu

<(-,-)> Chingu

<('.')> Pingu

<(*,*)> Mingu

Kya ye bachy ap k hain,agar NAHIN to aage bhej dein, jis k honge rakh lega,

Shakal mil rahi thi to laga ap k honge:

Glow on your face

"Smile is complete when it begins with your chin,

reflects in your eyes

&

ends with a glow on your face."

* Wishing u such countless SMILES in ur LIFE! * :-)

Mazak ke Ilawa

AJ KA TOTKA

Agar ApKo Rona Aa Raha Ho To Ap Aaina Dekh Len..

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AapKi Hansi Chhoot Jaayegi. :-D

(",") Mazaq

< _>K

! ! ilawa yar.

Chingu Pingu and Mingu

<(-,-)> Chingu

<('.')> Pingu

<(*,*)> Mingu

Kya ye bachy ap k hain,agar NAHIN to aage bhej dein, jis k honge rakh lega,

Shakal mil rahi thi to laga ap k honge:

Glow on your face

"Smile is complete when it begins with your chin,

reflects in your eyes

&

ends with a glow on your face."

* Wishing u such countless SMILES in ur LIFE! * :-)

Mazak ke Ilawa

AJ KA TOTKA

Agar ApKo Rona Aa Raha Ho To Ap Aaina Dekh Len..

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AapKi Hansi Chhoot Jaayegi. :-D

(",") Mazaq

< _>K

! ! ilawa yar.

When we want to forget someone

Generally we believe our Memory is weak..

But,

When we want to forget someone , We begin to realize how powerful our Memory is..!

When we want to forget someone

Generally we believe our Memory is weak..

But,

When we want to forget someone , We begin to realize how powerful our Memory is..!

Flirty boys jokes in urdu

Larka:

Maine socha tum miss kar rahi hogi

Call kar lon

Larki:

Acha or Jo 1 Ghanta pehle Ki thi wo?

Larka:

Oh Sorry

Ghalti se phr tumhara number Mila dya...:-D

Flirty boys jokes in urdu

Larka:

Maine socha tum miss kar rahi hogi

Call kar lon

Larki:

Acha or Jo 1 Ghanta pehle Ki thi wo?

Larka:

Oh Sorry

Ghalti se phr tumhara number Mila dya...:-D

Mobile Ulta Karo

-----Π----- $ $ ! \/\/ ---!---

JahaaZ samaj k beth na jaNa:-P

mobiLe uLta kar k parho..;->

Mobile Ulta Karo

-----Π----- $ $ ! \/\/ ---!---

JahaaZ samaj k beth na jaNa:-P

mobiLe uLta kar k parho..;->

Apni yaad

Log kehty hain..!

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"Agar achhy logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt achha guzarta hai.."

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So.

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Maine socha apko..

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APNI yaad dila dun.:*

My marriage date has been decided

To all my friends and cousins...

I have a good news for all of you.

I m here to Announce that my "MARRIAGE" has been decided by the grace of Almighty ALLAH on 14 Feb.

Mehndi: 12 Feb @ 8pm

Barat: 14 Feb @ 10pm

Valima: 15 Feb @ 9pm

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Note: Year will be decided soon :P:D

Apni yaad

Log kehty hain..!

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"Agar achhy logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt achha guzarta hai.."

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So.

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Maine socha apko..

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APNI yaad dila dun.:*

My marriage date has been decided

To all my friends and cousins...

I have a good news for all of you.

I m here to Announce that my "MARRIAGE" has been decided by the grace of Almighty ALLAH on 14 Feb.

Mehndi: 12 Feb @ 8pm

Barat: 14 Feb @ 10pm

Valima: 15 Feb @ 9pm

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Note: Year will be decided soon :P:D

An Honest Reply

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received call from her

"Hi,wat ru doin?"

His honest reply,"MISSING U" ;>

Shadi k dosre din

Ek larka or larki ki shadi huwi, or aap yaqeen kro k doosre din hi un k ghar

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Walima tha.

An Honest Reply

Husband throwing knives on wifes picture.

All were missing the target!

Suddenly he received call from her

"Hi,wat ru doin?"

His honest reply,"MISSING U" ;>

Shadi k dosre din

Ek larka or larki ki shadi huwi, or aap yaqeen kro k doosre din hi un k ghar

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Walima tha.

Shadi k dosre din

Ek larka or larki ki shadi huwi, or aap yaqeen kro k doosre din hi un k ghar

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Walima tha.

Shadi k dosre din

Ek larka or larki ki shadi huwi, or aap yaqeen kro k doosre din hi un k ghar

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Walima tha.

Sacha waqiya

ye 1 sacha waqya hy

1 larka

or larki

ki shadi huwi

to

ap yaqen karo k

doosre din hi

un

ka

b____

ba___

bac__

bach_

bacha

hua

khana

kharab ho

gaya

fridge me nahi rakha tha naa.. :-

Same Reason

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Sacha waqiya

ye 1 sacha waqya hy

1 larka

or larki

ki shadi huwi

to

ap yaqen karo k

doosre din hi

un

ka

b____

ba___

bac__

bach_

bacha

hua

khana

kharab ho

gaya

fridge me nahi rakha tha naa.. :-

Same Reason

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Marriage Cost

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Tips for Grooms

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

Marriage Cost

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Tips for Grooms

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

My Name is

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.

Aqalmand aur samjhdar aadmi

aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo

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us ki biwi kehti hai ;D

My Name is

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.

Aqalmand aur samjhdar aadmi

aqalmand aur samajhdar aadmi jb koi khaas aur eham faisla krta hai to apni aankhen band krta hai, buhat sochta hai, apne dil ki sunta hai, apne dimagh ko use krta hai, aur aakhir mein wohi krta hai jo

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us ki biwi kehti hai ;D

Marriage is the only war

Marriage is the only war

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where enemies sleep together :D

Shadi

Bivi: main ne tumhey baghair daikhey shadi ki

shohar: aur meri himmat daikho mene daikh k bhi shadi karli..!

Marriage is the only war

Marriage is the only war

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where enemies sleep together :D

Shadi

Bivi: main ne tumhey baghair daikhey shadi ki

shohar: aur meri himmat daikho mene daikh k bhi shadi karli..!

Fantastic Message

Fantastic msg

Dear Mother-in- law:

"Dont teach me how to handle my children,

i m living with one of urs

and he needs alot of improvement" ;>

Makhi aur Machar ki Suhagraat

Makhi aur Mchar Ki shadi

Machar kamre se bahr tehal raha tha us k dost ne pouch bahir kya kr rhe ho andr jao

Machar:teri bhabi andar MORTEIN laga k bethi ha:

Dulhan ka Gunghat

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai

Socho

Socho

Nai Pata

Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki

Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi

Fantastic Message

Fantastic msg

Dear Mother-in- law:

"Dont teach me how to handle my children,

i m living with one of urs

and he needs alot of improvement" ;>

Makhi aur Machar ki Suhagraat

Makhi aur Mchar Ki shadi

Machar kamre se bahr tehal raha tha us k dost ne pouch bahir kya kr rhe ho andr jao

Machar:teri bhabi andar MORTEIN laga k bethi ha:

Dulhan ka Gunghat

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai

Socho

Socho

Nai Pata

Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki

Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi

Thanks all the good people like u

2012 is coming Before 2011 ends,

let me thanx all the good people like u,

who made 2011 beautiful for me.

I pray u b blessed with faithful year ahead.

Happy New Year

Thanks all the good people like u

2012 is coming Before 2011 ends,

let me thanx all the good people like u,

who made 2011 beautiful for me.

I pray u b blessed with faithful year ahead.

Happy New Year

Funny 2012 Joke

Jb Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Skta He

Peshawar me 1 Din Phle Chand Nazr A Skta He

Pakistan Ireland Se Har Skta He

Pappu Pass ho Skta He

Munni bechaari bdnam ho skti he

2 nain mast ho sakte hn

Pepsi pe 5 rupy km ho skty hn

Koi dekhe

Bad news for new year 2012 wishers

Hard working logon k lye bad news

2011 mei

1st may

14 august

11 sep

aur 25 december

sunday ko hain :-( :-(

Hor Karo "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012" in advance".

hahaha

Funny 2012 Joke

Jb Musharaf Pakistan Se Bhag Skta He

Peshawar me 1 Din Phle Chand Nazr A Skta He

Pakistan Ireland Se Har Skta He

Pappu Pass ho Skta He

Munni bechaari bdnam ho skti he

2 nain mast ho sakte hn

Pepsi pe 5 rupy km ho skty hn

Koi dekhe

Bad news for new year 2012 wishers

Hard working logon k lye bad news

2011 mei

1st may

14 august

11 sep

aur 25 december

sunday ko hain :-( :-(

Hor Karo "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012" in advance".

hahaha

Interesting 2011 combo

2011 has started with a combo of

1 /1 /11

and after 10 days

11 /1 /11

then againn after 10 months it will be

1 /11 /11

after that

9 Best Healthy Tips for New Year 2012

"Tips for Happy life"

1-Walk for 10-30 min daily

2-Sit quitly for atleast 10 min daily in isolation

3-Try to make laugh atleast 3 people daily.

4-Listen and recite prem blas daily to nourish your soul..

5-Drink green tea and plenty of water

Great Recommendations Just for 2012

Bubye 2011.

Great Recommendations Just for 2012

You might have A bad Day,
A bad Week Or a
Bad Month -
But Don't let That Ruin You.
There are 365 Days A year.
365 Chances To have the Best Day Ever.
So what If you Screw Up
Once in a while?

Naya saal aisa ho

Koi DUKH na ho,

koi GHAM na ho,

koi AANKH kbhi nam na ho,

koi DIL kisi ka tory na,

koi SATH kisi ka chory na,

Bus PYAR ka darya behta HO,

Dua hai mer naya saal aisa HO

Ameen!

Save Electrity in 2012

Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye calendar 1 saal agay kie jaenge jis k mutabiq 2011 k baad 2013 ajaega.Is se Pakistan mn poory 1 saal ki bijli bachegi or jamhuri hukumat ka 1 or wada poora hoga k 2012 mn load shedding nhi hogi

Msg by

"Sabik Electrical Engineer Pervez Ashrafi"

New Year Opportunity Book

We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.

Chalo Naya Saal Aya Hai

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo…
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

Enjoy First Tip Tip Tip

, ' , ' , ' , ' ,' ,'

/""""/\ , ' , ' , ' , ' ,

| [ | |' , ' , ' , ' ,

Have a lovely season ', ', ',

Enjoy the 1st

tip tip tip

of 2012.

Happy First Rain of 2012

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_/"> ,'

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( , ',

, ' , <"\_

O me te ayvi ayvi ayvi pij gya,,

2012.

Syllabus or Menu

Side effect of Studing More

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,

"Syllabus Lana Zara":@

Rozana Brush Karo Warna

is se bkwas msg bhejo to jaanun..

teacher:agr 1 aam k paer par 10 kele lage hai,or un me se 7 amrud tor liye to kitne papite bache?

studnt: sir 9 hathi.

tchr: wah! tme kese pata chala?

stdnt:sir q k me aaj tifin mai gobhi ki sabzi laya hu.

moral:rozana brush karo Varna petrol khatam ho jayga.. :-P

Save and Forward

->Pehla Sardar: "Oye yaar! tu ek he msg do-do baar kyun bhejta hai?"

Dusra Sardar: . . . . . . . "Oye! ek tu rakh liya kar, dusra forward kar diya kar!

Risky To Lena Parre Ga

Nawaz Sharif to Imran Khan:

Afar Zardari ki Sonia Ghndi se Shadi krwdo to Kashmir Jehaiz me mil jyega

Imran:

Bhai jaan agr talaq hogye to sara Pakistan Haq-Mehar mai chla jyega

Nawaz Sharif: Risk to lena parre ga

Imran Khan: Chal bey, khud to hakomat kar li, meri baari ayi to aise bol raha hai :( :P

Do Not Play with Sardars Mind

Sardar rocks again

In Exam Question:

Prove Sin x = 6n.

Sardar: cancelling 'n' on both side..

Then six=6,

Hence proved.

Dont play with Sardar's mind...!

A Beautiful Saying for Girls

LARKI wo Chand Nahi honi chaiye Jisy Har Koi

Be-Naqaab Dekhy,

BaLky

LARKI wo Sooraj Honi chaye Jisy Dekhte hee AankhEn Jhuk Jayn

Assalamualikum.

Black Boy to His Black Girlfriend

Somewhere in Africa...

A Black boy to his black Girlfriend on a romantic night out near the seashore asked her

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"Honey! where are you..?":-P

Mujhy bht zor se TATTI agai ha :-P

1 Drdnak waqiya.

1 lrka or lrki 1 2sry se bht pyr krty thy.

Mgr un k ghr waly razi nhi hote thy sb un k khelaf thy.

Lrki ne lrky ko kha q na hm bhag k shadi kr len lrka razi ho gya

Or wo 2no bhag gye mgr

Kch dor ja k lrki ruk gai

Or ankhon mei anso chehry py drd la kr boli

Mein tmhry sth or agey nahi

Ja skti bs

Lrke ne ro kr pocha q nahi ja skti?

Kya tm mjh se pyr nai krti

lrki ne masumiat se shrma k kaha

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Mujhy bht zor se TATTI agai ha :-P

Gutke ka Kamaal

Girl friend: Muje tmare dant boht ache lagte han?

Boy friend: Oh sach me, kyu?

Girl friend: Bcoz red mera fav color ha?

(_")

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lo bhai high level ki bezati or khao gutka ;>

Ganda Kapra

Funny Fact Of Asians

Humain Agar Koi Cheez Saaf Bhi Karni Ho To

Kapra Ganda Hi Mangtayy Hain ;>

Badsha Salamat Sone Ja Rahe hain

<(",)> Kaan

( ( KhooL Kar

J L Sun Lo

Bdsha slamt soney

ja rahe han...

Agar kisi ne koi SmS ya Call ki'

jis se meri neend kharaab hoi to. . .

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Koi baat nahi

mera mobile silent pe hai. ...GOOD Ny8...

You Can Not Imagine

Hurting someone who really cares for you is as easy as throwing stone in the lake,

But

You can't even imagine that how deep that stone goes.!

Bohat Dhoke Khaye

Mene apni life

me bht dhoke

Khaen hen

4or example:

Apple.

chiku.

sabzi.

dall.

gosht.

WAGERA

WAGERA.,.,.,

sub k

sub dho K

hi

Khaen hen...!

Boy : bs chal ab Nikal Yahn se..:p :D

Boy: Marry me.. ??

Girl: Do u have a house?

Boy: No

Girl: Do u have a BMW car?

Boy: No

Girl: How much is ur salary?

Boy: No salary, but....

Girl: No but, u have nothing I cant marry You, plz leave..!!

Boy (to himself): I have 1 villa, 3 property lands..then house??, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porches..why will I need a BMW?? & How can I get the salary when I'm the BOSS??

Girl: aww u shuld hv told me b4

Boy : bs chal ab Nikal Yahn se..:p :D

."Same As Above":

Memon Apne Kamre Ko Paint Ker Raha Tha..

Us ne Sirf Chhat Ko

"White" Paint Kiya..!

Aur

Baqi Deewaron Pe Likh Diya..

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."Same As Above":

Baqi Sara Din Aram.

Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye.

'Faraz

Wo Msg B Krtey Hain to Doctor Ki Hdayat K Mutabiq

1 Msg " "Subah

1 Msg" "Sham.

Baqi Sara Din Aram.

Plz give me a 'KISS'

'Plz give me a 'KISS'

Shocked?

Daro mat

'KISS'

means- K=Koi
I=Interesting
S=Sms
S=Send karo @'

6 inch long

'What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE'

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa

Apni bivi ko impress krne ka aasan tareeqa
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Bivi hy?? jo tareeqa dhoond rhay ho,;-)
Jazbat dekho zara aj kal k bachon ky... :p'

They who meet on an April night are forever

'They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. ~E.Y. "Yip" Harburg and Fred Saidy, dialogue just before the song "Old Devil Moon" in the musical Finian's Rainbow'

How did it happen that their lips came together

'How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.'

Love would never be a promise of a rose

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion.'

love is the health and beauty

'love is the health and beauty! hate is disease and deformity so kindly be loving!!!!!!'

Its not a thing will not come first site

'What is LOVE..???Its not a thing will not come first site…
Because..

Love is a moment of truth…

Happy Valentines day..'

I though to bring lot of flowers and happyness

'I though to bring lot of flowers and happyness
for this valentines day but you said
i am not your dear not even a friend to wish you…Happy valentines day dear..'

At a hundred and ninety-nine

Love so steady, love so fine,
Be my Valentine and I’ll be thine.
If we love each other, rain or shine,
We’ll be rockin’ hand in hand
At a hundred and ninety-nine.'

It still seems like magic every time I remember

'It still seems like magic
everytime I remember
how love softly touched our hearts
bringing in 2gther'

Tons of Kisses Hope Some Day

'Plenty Of Love!!!
Tons of Kisses,Hope Some Day…
To Be Your Mrs!!!
Happy Valentine’s Day'

When you hug someone

'When you hug someone…
never be the first to let go.
Just be yourself.
It doesn’t matter if it’s good enough for someone else.

You are my valentine

I’m not happy person because of my love,
I’m happy person coz I’m in love with you &
You are my valentine!'

The Best VALENTINE Gift this YEAR is to gift ONIONS

'The Best VALENTINE Gift this YEAR is to gift ONIONS,
bcoz
1)Got colour of Love (Pink)
2)High Market Value.
3)U can see tears of happiness'

Like A Bright Sunshine On A Dreary Day

'Like A Bright Sunshine On A Dreary Day
Like The Assuring Moonlight On A Murky Night
Like A Fresh Blossom On A Barren Land
You’re The Joy Of My Life
I’ll Love You Till Eternity
And Beyond!
Happy Valentines Day'

I Am In The Emergency Room Now

'I Am In The Emergency Room Now
Talking To The Doctor He Says It Doesn’t Look
Good He Says I Am Going To Die…
If I Ever Stop Loving You!
Happy Valentines Day'

All The Magic In Your Eyes

'Valentine’s Day Wishes
We’ve Known Each Other,
For A Long Long Time,
But I Never Really Noticed,
All The Magic In Your Eyes,
I’ve Been Around You,
A Thousand Times Before,
And You’ve Always Been A Friend To Me,
But Now I’m Wanting More….
Think About It !
Wish U A Happy Valentine’s Day!'

Wikipedia: Enter

Wikipedia: Enter
a word... I have pages to tell.

Google: Enter a query... I have
unlimited ways to answer.

Internet: Without me, you both
are Nothing.

Computer: Without me, You all
are useless.
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Electricity: Keep Talking... ;-)'

Reading the net is like trying to drink

'Reading the net is like trying to drink from a firehose. Posting to the net is like shouting at people as they go past on a roller coaster. Archiving the net is like washing toilet paper.'

A computer student falling from the

'Height of technical overdose...

A computer student falling from the roof of a building

n shouting:

F1 F1 F1 instead of help- help-help :-P'

Please Stop behaving like a girl

'Dear Google!

Please Stop behaving like a girl friend
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Kindly let me complete my sentence before you give Suggestion...

thank you :) :D'

Corruption has spread to every corner

'Corruption has spread to every corner in Pakistan.

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Even my computer says:

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"some files are corrupt." ;-)'

Window was a square hole in a room

'Life before Computer

-Window was a square hole in a room.

-Application was something written in paper.

-Mouse was an animal.

-Keyboard was a Piano.

-File was a important office material.

-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.

-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue.

-Web was spider's home.

-Virus was flu.

-We couldn't "UNDO" anything we have done'

This is a special SORRY to u

'.'''''''''
'.
'
........' ORRY!

This is a special SORRY to u,
Plz excuse my all mistakes before 27 rajab
Thanks.
Remember me in ur Prayerz'

Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam ho jay

'""Sanson ki mohlat kab khatam ho jay maloom nahi... "dost"

Dard' koi mila ho hamari zaat sy to maaf kar dena..'

Apology Letter 2 a Discharged Patient

'Apology Letter 2 a Discharged Patient:

Dear Sir,
Lab Results Confirm that Red Rashes around Ur Pennis was Not cancer,
it was Lipstick

V apologize 4 Cuting it!'

You will miss something PRECIOUS

''Forgiveness'

When it's not given in the rite time or
When it is not asked in the rite time,
You will miss something PRECIOUS in your life...'

Words Will Not Be Able To Ever Express

'Words Will Not Be Able To Ever Express
How Sorry I Am For This,
And I Have Profound Regret And Sorrow
For The Multitude Of
Mistakes And Harm
I Have Caused.'

I Know How Angry You Are

'I Know How Angry You Are ...
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So I Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us ...
Please Forgive Me'

If My tomorrow never comes

'If My tomorrow never comes
I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡ might have Sa‚¡d
I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡ did Or didn,T Do
I M sorry ‚¡f ‚¡ ever ‚¡gnored you
I M sorry ‚¡f ‚¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
I M sorry ‚¡f ‚¡ ever thought ‚¡ was bigger Or better than you
I M sorry for everything wrong ‚¡ have ever done
I M Wr‚¡t‚¡ng Th‚¡s becoz ‚¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .'

Hmsy kbi koi gila hojye to

'Hmsy kbi koi gila hojye to "MAF"krna

Kisi din yad na kr paen to"MAF"krna

Dil sy to hm"APKO"kbi bholty nhi

Par is dil ki dharkan ruk jye to"MAF"krna.'

In an exam, chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.

'In an exam,
chldrn wer gvn to write an esay on mother.

A cute child wrote:

“combination of million wrds
4m 26 alphabets
can never express my loving mom.”:-)'

Sheilaa ki jawaani..!!'

'StUdENts of 2011....

Tomorrow is my chemistry paper and I am preparing for it...

The Ionization Energy of atoms decreases, when an electron shell....
.........
electron shellll.....

shell..

Shiell...

Sheila...

Sheelaaa,

Sheilaa ki jawaani..!!'

''UROOJ AUR ZAWAL ZINDAGI KA LAZMI HISSA HAIN

''UROOJ AUR ZAWAL ZINDAGI KA
LAZMI HISSA HAIN KYUN K JAB AAP
UROOJ PAR HOTE HAIN O AAP K
DOSTON KO PATA CHALTA HAI K
AAP KON HAIN
AUR JAB AAP ZAWAL MEIN HOTE
HAIN O AAP KO PATA CHALTA HAI
K AAP K DOST KON HAIN.''

agle paper ki tayari krni he.

'Papu 5 min mn paper chor ke chla gya
teachr -kya papr nai ata?
papu - wo bat nai he.mujhe agle paper ki tayari krni he..:-D'

Har Kamyabi k Peche Aurat ka Haath hota hA...

'Ye Soch k hum ne Papers k Dinon me Bachi Phasai..

"JANI"
Har Kamyabi k Peche Aurat ka Haath hota hA...
best 0f luck for ur finals...'

Ro q rahi ho?

'Boy 2 girl:Ro q rahi ho?

Girl:Mere Marks boht kam aye hain

Boy:kitne hain?

Girl:sirf 88%

Boy:KHUDA ka khof kar manhos,
itne me to 2 Larke pas ho jate hain..'

'Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt...

'Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt...

But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears into the eyes..

Exam ki sari tyari ho gai

'YaH00o!
,___(';')___,
))
/ L
Exam ki sari tyari ho gai

Pen
Markr
Scale
Pencil
Rubbar
Sharpnar
Sb teyar hy
Ab Bus

YAD karna BAQI hy:-)'

Me tou exames ki waja se pareshan phir raha tha

Me tou exames ki waja se pareshan phir raha tha

"FARAZ"

Beghairton ne meri ammi ko keh diya, iss ko pyar ho gaya hy
(,")/
/)_/Nai Ammi
_/ /_Qasam le lo'

'MAAH-E-EXAM K AakhRi Ash'ray Ki Dua: . . . . . .

'MAAH-E-EXAM K AakhRi Ash'ray Ki Dua: . . . . . .

"Ya Allah! Is Dafa Pass Kara Day,

qsmey Aglee waari Nal O Nal Parhaan Gay..!:-P'

'Aya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par,

'Aya Tha Imtehan Me Mazmoon Husn Par,

Parchay Main Sb Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya :-)

uff....

Ye Class felloz B na?

1st Aye hen sb'

'"Brain is the most outstanding organ

'"Brain is the most outstanding organ it works for 24 Hours 365 days right from the time of birth but stops only when we enter th Exam Hall...

Dhoke-Baaz:-D'