tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74385148763628090022024-02-08T11:05:07.972-08:00SMSArslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.comBlogger973125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-28777924266215874252012-02-29T01:53:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.769-07:00Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho<p>Boy:<br /> Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?<br /> Girl:<br /> Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye<br /> Saaray kapray geelay ho gae<br /> Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay<br /> Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye<br /> 1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-84383786273959099992012-02-29T01:48:00.002-08:002012-10-24T22:38:45.957-07:00BHARWABHARWA<br />
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =PArslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-67876166618632020042012-02-29T01:48:00.001-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.835-07:00Teacher says<p>Teacher says,<br /> .<br /> Agar apna<br /> character acha<br /> karna chahte ho to<br /> apni har teacher ko<br /> maa samjho<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Student :<br /> per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-20124516453004619162012-02-29T01:48:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.828-07:00BHARWA<p>BHARWA<br /> .<br /> BHARWA<br /> BHARWA<br /> BHARWA<br /> jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-89401749498697041962012-02-29T01:47:00.002-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.856-07:00GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se<p>GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye<br />.<br />PROF:kuch b?<br />.<br />GIRL:han<br />.<br />PROF:to jao or khoob study kro<br />.<br />MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-43226920300202638842012-02-29T01:47:00.001-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.849-07:00Pehly bahon main uthana<p>Pehly bahon main uthana,<br /> .<br /> Phir kiss kerna,<br /> .<br /> Phir bed per letana,<br /> .<br /> Pher tangain uthana,<br /> .<br /> Uf<br /> .<br /> Kitna<br /> .<br /> Mushkil hay,<br /> .<br /> Bachay ko pamper pehnana.</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-56423489179266882352012-02-29T01:47:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.842-07:00Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai<p>Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,<br /> Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,<br /> .<br /> Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> 1. Time Change<br /> 2. Weather Change.</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-81244620814014309182012-02-29T01:45:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.864-07:00Life is different than teacher<p>Life is different than teacher, A Teacher teaches lesson, then keeps the exam.<br />But the life keeps the exam first, then teaches the lesson</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-73839999797675630392012-02-29T01:37:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.872-07:00Read This SLowLy<p>Read This SLowLy ‘LIFEISNOWHERE’<br />What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!!<br />Just BeautifuL Line To Say, ‘LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It’.</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-7994604146931007162012-02-29T01:31:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.880-07:00Shut Up<p>Shut Up”<br />S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u<br />U=unlimited love 4 u<br />T=true passion 4 u<br />U=u alwayz in my mind<br />P=praying 4 u So again.. Shut Up……</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-68435686064405137262012-02-29T01:26:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.888-07:00Hello hello mera lelo kya?<p>Hello hello mera lelo kya? Salam. bolo bolo apni kholo. kya?<br />ZUban DEkho apni khol k dekho kya ?<br />AAnkhien Kitna bara hai mera kya? DIL</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-17085280513396901422012-02-29T01:24:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.896-07:00Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye<p>Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.<br /> mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-22694702977750299672012-02-29T01:22:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.904-07:00KISSING at the top<p>KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom! Do you know the ANSWER? what? huh.. dont think dirty.. Its a.. “CIGARETTE!”</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-85491015733408697492012-02-29T01:21:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.912-07:00Aap ko ‘CHODA<p>Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar ‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’ mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-86098897878200863562012-02-29T01:19:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.919-07:00Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai<p><p>Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k sawal ka..</p><p>Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya, Haath se phool gulab ka..</p><p>Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo, Deedar mere husne shabab ka..</p><p>Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai, Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab</p></p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-41294865934941409962012-02-29T01:17:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.926-07:00App Mujhay<p>App Mujhay<br />Aik jaga<br />Se bohat<br />Pyare<br />Lagtay hain.?<br /><br /><br />Malooum hai kahan Se ?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />DOOR SE</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-41223779502202604212012-02-29T01:16:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.933-07:00Jate hue us shakhs ne ek ajab bad'dua si dua di...<p>'Jate hue us shakhs ne ek ajab bad'dua si dua di... <br /><br />Tujhe mile do jahan ki khushiyan par koi mujh sa na mile... ;('</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-80177117812701477442012-02-29T01:15:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.941-07:00Thukra ker Mohabat meri<p>'Thukra ker Mohabat meri <br />kahan jane ka irada he, <br /><br /><br />mujhe zindagi k kis morr <br />pe lane ka irada he? <br /><br /><br />ye jo ab khafa khafa <br />se rhne lage ho <br /><br /><br />ye piyar ka urooj he ya <br />shorr jane ka irada he, <br /><br /><br />jate jate ye to bata jao <br /><br />k <br /><br />mere piyar main kami thee <br />ya kisi aur se dil lagane ka irada he, <br /><br /><br />mere baad meri yaad aae <br />to murr k na dhekhna a <br /><br />piyare <br /><br />kiun k tere baad mera bhee <br />is duniya ko shorr jane ka irada he...'</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-61861418836328530902012-02-29T01:14:00.001-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.977-07:00Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....<p>'Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya..... <br /><br /><br />Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation: <br /><br /><br /><br /> Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....'</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-27516931414683357962012-02-29T01:14:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.970-07:00kitni 'veerani c reh<p>'kitni 'veerani c reh <br /> jati he dil ki basti <br /><br /> dost <br /><br /><br />jab kuch log yaad <br />kiye bina hee neend kr jate hain'</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-70362210985898639862012-02-29T01:13:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.985-07:00Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya.....<p>'Dosto'n Raat Ko Prhte Prhte Ek Khayal Aya..... <br /><br /><br />Phir Kya Pen Uthaya Aur Likh Di Ek Nai Equation: <br /><br /><br /><br /> Bed+Razai= Bhar Me Gai Prhai....'</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-40599116701644504742012-02-29T01:12:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:06.993-07:00Altaf bhai apk jalse se ek cheez pata chali he k<p>'Altaf bhai apk jalse se ek cheez pata chali he k <br /><br />My God karachi ki larkiyan kya dance krti hn <br /><br /><br />Thnks altaf bhai ap na hote to pata hi nai chalta'</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-91840380939614585452012-02-29T01:11:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:07.001-07:00Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain<p>'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain <br /><br />kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain <br /><br />or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay <br /><br />or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay. <br />. <br />. <br />her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ... <br />. <br />. <br />. <br />. <br />Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-17972775833228465032012-02-29T01:09:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:07.009-07:001 bacha muskurate hue paida hua<p>'1 bacha muskurate hue paida hua. <br /><br />Nurse: Q hans rahe ho? <br /><br />Bache ne muthi kholi or CHABi Wali goli nikal kr dikai or bola <br /><br />PAPA ko b0l dena, DON ko r0kna mushkil hi nai <br />namumkin hai.'</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7438514876362809002.post-72497978516538391462012-02-29T01:08:00.000-08:002012-10-16T01:02:07.017-07:00kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho<p>'1. kia aap pani k andar roa skte ho? <br /><br />2.kia machli ko piyas lgti he? <br /><br />3.parinde sony k baad perron se girte kiun nhn? <br /><br />4.Round pizza square box mein kiun aata he? <br /><br />5.gilue apni bottle pe kiun nhn chipakta? <br /><br />6.I LOVE YOU swal nhn to phir hamesha iska jawab kiun manga jata he?'</p>Arslanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04494046863834192029noreply@blogger.com0